![[dr. bob]](/dr-bob-sm.gif)
Dr. Bob is Robert Hsiung, MD,
bob@dr-bob.orgShown: posts 1 to 11 of 11. This is the beginning of the thread.
Posted by fayeroe on May 25, 2008, at 16:47:37
from the time i typed the subject line, i have changed my mind.
i'm going with those lacy thigh highs....and stilletoes....
guess where i'm going, KK and LN.....:-)
Posted by Sigismund on May 25, 2008, at 18:08:56
In reply to may need pantyhose intervention.....i feel weird, posted by fayeroe on May 25, 2008, at 16:47:37
What are lacy thigh highs?
Some fishnet thingo?
Our Minister for Foreign Affairs sometimes wore those when he wasn't telling people they should have their mouths washed out with soap.
Posted by fayeroe on May 26, 2008, at 19:11:37
In reply to Re: may need pantyhose intervention.....i feel weird » fayeroe, posted by Sigismund on May 25, 2008, at 18:08:56
something you could wear while doing pilates..
nah, they are hose without the panties......and they usually have a band of sexy lace on the top..on your thigh.....
Posted by Sigismund on May 26, 2008, at 19:40:12
In reply to Re: may need pantyhose intervention.....i feel weird » Sigismund, posted by fayeroe on May 26, 2008, at 19:11:37
I could wear them to Pilates under my shorts.
You wanna send me some?
Posted by fayeroe on May 26, 2008, at 19:55:29
In reply to Re: may need pantyhose intervention.....i feel weird » fayeroe, posted by Sigismund on May 26, 2008, at 19:40:12
> I could wear them to Pilates under my shorts.
>
> You wanna send me some?whew......i thought i would have to come back and clarify that they shouldn't be worn ala Britney style.......you must have some really long shorts.(if you do, why are we calling them shorts?) they go just up above your knees.....thigh high..get it? :-)
sure, i'll send you some......size and color? they are really cool in black.
Posted by llurpsienoodle on May 27, 2008, at 9:37:45
In reply to may need pantyhose intervention.....i feel weird, posted by fayeroe on May 25, 2008, at 16:47:37
Faye,
I have no idea where youre going. I would say to work, but now I'm not sure that you're not going to Pilates.I am sorry not so lucid this am. barfola
-Ll
Posted by fayeroe on May 27, 2008, at 9:49:02
In reply to Re: may need pantyhose intervention.....i feel wei » fayeroe, posted by llurpsienoodle on May 27, 2008, at 9:37:45
> Faye,
> I have no idea where youre going. I would say to work, but now I'm not sure that you're not going to Pilates.
>
> I am sorry not so lucid this am. barfola
>
> -Lldear Llurpsie, i was so hoping that you would tell me where i am going. i think that Ian is going to Pilates and i guess i was just going down to the town square and talk to strangers.
Ll, it doesn't have to be morning for me to be "unlucid".....all i have to do is to be awake, dear.
maybe i'll dress up and go to Walmart and stand by the produce aisle.
xoxox pat
p.s. i hope that my vera wang dress isn't in the washer.
Posted by karen_kay on May 27, 2008, at 10:16:04
In reply to Re: may need pantyhose intervention.....i feel wei » llurpsienoodle, posted by fayeroe on May 27, 2008, at 9:49:02
ok dear, first fo all, if you're going to the grocery store jstu to meet strangers, lemme give you some tips doll (yeah, i have lots of practice trying to pick up men at the grocery, but haven't done that lately so i'm happy to be reminded)...
tip number 1: wear those sexy shoes and fishnet thigh highs (hey, for the party i went ot, i was wearing black fishnet hose adn someone mentioned i should take them off. i did it, right in public. it was fun, especially since i haven't removed my panties in public in quite a while (not that i remember anyway). ok, so dress sexy and PLEASE do not wash a vera wang dress in the washer!!
tip number 2: stand by the dog bones, next to the deli. yeah, all the good looking men tend to have dogs, you know?!! so, look at dog bones, find someone else looking, (don't forget to check the rign finger, unless you want to pick up a married man) and casually mention that you have a dog. that'll get the conversation started. of course, you could always say the dog bone is for you, and that may lead to very good conversation as well!!
tip number 3: if you bring him home, make sure you do have a dog. borrow one, steal one, it doesn't matter, jsut get a dog for the night!!!
tip number 4: take off your clothes and do your fancy stretches :) that'll get his attention, especially if you include those weird *ss jumping jacks!!!
tip number 5: email me ALL the details! i'm serious!
Posted by okydoky on May 28, 2008, at 21:11:14
In reply to meeting strangers at grocery and HAND WASH dress » fayeroe, posted by karen_kay on May 27, 2008, at 10:16:04
Thanks for giving me a good laugh at the end of what has seemed to be a nightmare. Perhaps I'll dream of my ex, who is still a friend , who had a fettish. He would buy stockings for me and cut out the crotch and well do I need to go on? It's not so funy like your stuff but it all put me in a bettter place.
Thanks,thanks thanks
oky
Posted by fayeroe on May 28, 2008, at 21:18:58
In reply to Re: meeting strangers at grocery and HAND WASH dress, posted by okydoky on May 28, 2008, at 21:11:14
> Thanks for giving me a good laugh at the end of what has seemed to be a nightmare. Perhaps I'll dream of my ex, who is still a friend , who had a fettish. He would buy stockings for me and cut out the crotch and well do I need to go on? It's not so funy like your stuff but it all put me in a bettter place.
>
> Thanks,thanks thankswell, you were lucky....my first ex didn't have the imagination of a slug.....so no crotchless panties for moi......
i am so glad that we made you laugh because all of this also made me giggle alot. LN's intergalactic (sp) weaver started me off on a whirl that i could not stop.
when i read her post, i was snorting and laughing sso much that it scared my dear dogs.....i haven't laughed much in a very long time and i think they were concerned that i might be having a seizure or was just going plain mad. xoxoxo pat
>
> oky
Posted by karen_kay on May 29, 2008, at 21:29:27
In reply to Re: meeting strangers at grocery and HAND WASH dress, posted by okydoky on May 28, 2008, at 21:11:14
i borrowed the fishnet stockings form my sis in law to wear to the nuddie bar and they too had the crotch cut out!!!
what can i say? i needed them and i'm a dirty girl who doesn't mind wearing someone else's crotchless hose!!!i wouldn't want to sacrifice what little amount of leggings i have by cutting out the crotch though. sorry, i'm cheap (hey, not that cheap! it'll cost you a bundle to cut the ctotch out of my hose!)
weird about the crotchless thing though. i wouldn't have even brougt it up, had you not written that post.
so there you go, knowing oh so muc more than you ever needed to aobut me and my sister in law, sharing crotchless hose and imagining jsut what happened to get them that way....
and you know something else, my mom's jstu as weird as i am. seh once gave my '7year itch' a pair of edible undies, tricked him into tasting sex gel, and even threw an inflatable doll in bed with him when we were staying the night at ehr house (only because seh knew it'd get him red-faced). the only thing she's done to my husband is call him an *ssh*l* (well, he did call her a name too, but she sooo deserved it :), and the best son in law she could ever hope for. i think she meant both, adn i don't think either of them were wrong :)
too bad no blow up dolls or edible undies though. he's soooo get into that more than the former old man...
This is the end of the thread.
Psycho-Babble Self-Esteem | Extras | FAQ
Dr. Bob is Robert Hsiung, MD,
bob@dr-bob.org
Script revised: February 4, 2008
URL: http://www.dr-bob.org/cgi-bin/pb/mget.pl
Copyright 2006-17 Robert Hsiung.
Owned and operated by Dr. Bob LLC and not the University of Chicago.