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Posted by fayeroe on May 27, 2008, at 9:59:11
I need direction in my life.
I see that my last visit here was December 31, 1969. I was 26.
On New Year's Eve, that year, I was probably at a party with my husband (ex, now) and I was wearing a long brightly patterned polyester dress that I looked very sexy in. I had CLEAVAGE out the roof.
My husband (ex, now) was probably having an affair with his secretary as they were making goo goo eyes at one another (she named the child after him) and I got pissed (didn't want to be at the party anyway..hated City parties...usually did a little jazz recreational stuff before I had to go) and threw a drink on him. He threw one back! The nerve of an atty doing something that unprofessional!
I do remember thinking "thank god, my dress is polyester." My second thought was that the drink went down my cleavage and that made me "too sexy for my shirt".....
I left the party.
Where were you on December 31, 1969?
Posted by karen_kay on May 27, 2008, at 10:36:23
In reply to My Last Visit, posted by fayeroe on May 27, 2008, at 9:59:11
i wasn't around back then, even though mister kk would swear i was (he calls me old, only because he's so very young and insecure about it. sh*t, call me old. i lvoe it!)
anywhoooo, wowsa,t he nerve of the guy, to throw a drink on you!!!! usually the ladies are the ones throwing, without getting one back. thank god you weren't weearing your vera wang dress or there'd be an old fashioned bar fight, right?
seriously, the nerve!
i hardly remember what i was doing yesterday. i'm losing track of time, with this kid around and all. thigns are moving fast, and slow at the same time. always lookign forward to thursday (payday) and not looking forward to rent date. double booo to money, it'd be so much easier if we could exchange goods for services, no?
if'n you haven't checked yoru po box, you might want to. i sent you some very dirty pics and you have my permission to do with them what you like (of course, the royalties would come in handy right now, you know :)
take care of you, you wonderful creature. and next time, throw some heels at men. trust me, they don't make it a habit to take their own shoes off and throw them, revealing holes in the socks. i think they have too much pride.
love you babe! if'n you ever get a drink thrown on you again, i'm sure your cleavage will look great as you're calmly walking away and putting sugar in his gas tank in the parking lot.
man, i love being a woman :)
Posted by fayeroe on May 27, 2008, at 11:52:23
In reply to a gleam in my parent's eyes!, posted by karen_kay on May 27, 2008, at 10:36:23
Thank God for small blessings! Vera just left my house....she handwashed the dress for me! Dropped off three more pairs of thigh highs......she is such a dear, that Vera!
I'm thinking of trying to pick up a cowboy for the weekends. What do you think? (The professor is out of town doing good deeds in New Mexico. Good man is out there restoring an old adobe schoolhouse in a small town. Bless him and green chiles!)
Back to cowboys...the only ones that I see around here are kinda dip****y looking and acting. Do you suppose that they aren't real cowboys? Their butts don't give me that feeling of having to grab the NikonF4....and I don't have the feeling of grabbing the butts either.
Did I ever tell you about being in a big grocery store on the Navajo rez (by the produce) and saw a cowboy that I had traveled with alot.....I sneaked up behind him and threw my arms around a complete stranger. To his credit, he asked me to do it again! He had a really nice butt and that probably triggered me anyway. I think he caused my actions. Or it could have been how fresh the green beans looked.
I haven't received any dirty pictures in my email. I keep looking..even came in from working in the garden to check. You're just a big tease!
When are you coming to Texas to see us? Us being the chickens, cats and dogs and the offenders? Next month or the next? Prepare to be real smelly here. Humidity is off the charts.
I am making a big pot of pinto beans and whipping out a skillet of my world famous cornbread for you, dearie. I hope Zenhussy likes Texas cookin'.
We will walk down to "Lilys" and toss back a sasparilla or two. There is also the distinct possibility that we'll get our ***es kicked. Ms. Lily don't take too much to strangers in her establishment.
xoxoxo
Posted by llurpsienoodle on May 28, 2008, at 3:03:25
In reply to Texas, the baddest state in the union! » karen_kay, posted by fayeroe on May 27, 2008, at 11:52:23
Once upon a time there was an intergallactic basket weaving champion who was born on Dec 31, 1969. She grew old quickly, as she was repeatedly dancing "The Time Warp" whilst wearing thigh highs and platform pumps.
She ran out of cane and began weaving her baskets out of pigtails, until a robin came to roost.
Eventually it was may 28, 2008, and she was new again. She borrowed a few tips from KK and fayeroe about how to best cook a beany duck stew and eventually gained so much weight from the stew that she could no longer fit into her friend's Vera Wang gown.
No matter, because she had already spilled beany duck stew down the front of it already. It was like a forward-thinking shart.
-Ll
Posted by fayeroe on May 28, 2008, at 7:47:27
In reply to sh*rt » fayeroe, posted by llurpsienoodle on May 28, 2008, at 3:03:25
Actually the ducky beany soup Vera Wang dress wasn't her biggest loss. ( VW was off drinking on P.Diddy's yacht and what she doesn't know won't hurt her)
The big, and I mean really big, problem happened whilst dancing to the big band tune of "The Time Warp", she broke the heel off of one of KK's red plaid high heels. Before she cut her pigtail off to use in place of the cane, she did a Rockette type move and hung her shoe heel in the robin's nest and the rest is PETA history.
Having been disgraced by her accident, The Intergallactic Weavers revoked her weaving license. They washed their hands of her and boarded their UFO for parts unknown....
She wanders alone now, in the Mojave Desert, humming the White Stripe"s classic, "Stop Breaking Down" and mourns the loss of her pigtail and her robin.
Posted by Phillipa on May 28, 2008, at 16:56:28
In reply to My Last Visit, posted by fayeroe on May 27, 2008, at 9:59:11
And I was married to my ex and had two kids so was probably home. Maybe later got a babysitter and went out to party but usually stayed home and had others over. Phillipa
Posted by karen_kay on May 29, 2008, at 21:34:45
In reply to sh*rt » fayeroe, posted by llurpsienoodle on May 28, 2008, at 3:03:25
can you not say that here? let us find out... oh yes, you can! is that the word you meant?
Posted by llurpsienoodle on May 30, 2008, at 6:56:44
In reply to shart? » llurpsienoodle, posted by karen_kay on May 29, 2008, at 21:34:45
oh absolutely! deanie bucky stew will do that everytime. (that's code for "beanie ducky stew"
ugh, I have a zit on my jawline. it's all I can do not to scratch it open. Imagine what all this acne does to my self-esteem...
kk, you a funny one :)
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